An unmentionable post

Sooner or later, every lazy blogger resorts to titilation to incite interest among readers, and I'm no different.

Against the horrified pleas of my daughter, I present a view of a recent gift I received... bicycle-themed boxers:

What? You didn't think I'd post a pic of me wearing them, did you?  I wouldn't do that to you, dear readers.  In fact, my modesty is so great that I used a close shot to avoid showing them in their voluminous entirety.  Such is my respect for your gentle natures.

I really like that the bike depicted is basically a little Opa -- full chain case and all.